Katie Melua – If You Were A Sailboat PARODY
Katie, you’re the BEST! This is the parody of IYWAS lyrics as sung by the chanteuse herself! 10/20/07: Hey guys, you can download the final video here: www.sendspace.com (added more pics, and Katie’s Taratata performance) If you were some tiling I would grout you, If you were a rulebook I would flout you all the same If you were football you would be my favourite game If you were an onion I would munch you If you were banker I would lunch you for a loan If you were off work I’ve got a hunch I’d stay at home! Chorus If you were ten pints of beer I would drink you down, my dear, And collapse upon the floor Ten pints of lager is, I fear Too much for me and that’s for sure! If you were the A66, I’d use you And cut ten minutes off my usual journey’s hell If you were a fish shop I would love that fishy smell. If you were a peppercorn I’d grind you If you were Jarvis Cocker I’d remind you to have a bath And then I would take you for meal just for a laugh. If you were a pool I’d chlorinate you If you were an attic, insulate you is what I would do If you were a radio station I’d tune into you If you were a radio station I’d tune into you
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